Prominent Lawyer appeals to President Duterte on choosing Presidential Spokesperson

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Atty. Bruce V. Rivera, a prominent lawyer and a staunch supporter of President Rodrigo Duterte, recently published a Facebook post wary of the newly-appointed Presidential spokesman in the person of Spox Harry Roque.



The issue sprang up after Spox Roque left a discriminative and perhaps offensive remark in one of his public statements. In the said controversial statement, Roque emphatically described the mainstream media as “legitimate” while those outside the box like online and social media articles, blogs, etc. as “illegitimate” ones.

In his Facebook post, Rivera sarcastically pinpointed the must-have’s and the must-not-have’s of an effective spokesperson. That is, in connection to the incompetency and apathy manifested by Roque in his above-stated remark. Answering the question “what makes up a good presidential spokesman?”, Rivera wrote wittily:

“MAHAL NAMING PANGULO, Kung pipili ka ng Spocx, please consider the following warning signs:

1. Huwag yung mas famewhore sa akin. Wait. Wala pa lang mas fafamawhore sa akin. Sige, basta hindi kasing fame-whore ng lahat ng DDS Bloggers. Kasi magmamaganda lang kami. Promise. Lalo na at nascreenshot ang mga groupchat.

2. Yung walang perceived political ambition. Kaya halos lahat ng DDS Bloggers pinagdudahan tatakbo kaya out na din kami.

3. Huwag po yung boses palengkera. Again, si Reyna Elena aka Edwin Jamora lang royalty sa amin kaya wala din dapat sa hanay namin.

4. Huwag po yung malakas kumain kasi kung gaano kalakas kumain ay ganun din kabilis tumae. Less time sa job. FYI, lahat kaming totoong DDS ay patay gutom. Nuff said.

5. Yung walang opinyon sa sarili na nakatiwangwang sa social media 25 seconds after the fact. Naku MJ Quiambao Reyes mahirap yan. 

6. Dapat mataaas ang EQ para kayang iddeactivate ang FB, Twitter, et al. Rocky Gonzales, ilang nga ba tayo nagthreaten na magdeact but andito pa din tayo.



7.Yung team player at hindi yung nakabarong lahat tapos kimono ang isusuot. In short, yung gagawin ang lahat ng inutos at gagawin agad. Subukan mo utusan si Darwin Cañete magdiet. Or kaya si Drew Olivar na itigil ang pangungulam o si Maharlika na hwag mag-off shoulder. Good luck.

8. Huwag yung pangit. We have to see “it” everyday. Although, madami ang qualified, walang aamin sa amin.

9. Yung likeable at wholesome. Hahahaha, walang likeable sa amin. Puro kami may bashers as DDS bloggers kasi kung wala kang basher at busher lang, di ka sikat. Minsan, kami mismo ang bashers ng kapwa namin para mapag-usapan. Hahaha. I bashed Rain RB dahil sa kanyang hairdo at kahapon lang yun.

10. At pinaka-huli…hwag si Harry Roque.” Rivera ended assertively.




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