You know you’re Software professional, when…
1. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of 3.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in
years.
3. You accidentally enter your password on the
microwave.
4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to
you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friendsis
that they do
not have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still
answer the
phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you
accidentally dial “0″
to get an outside line.
8. You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three
different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o’clock
news.
11. Contractors out number permanent staff and are
more likely to
get long-service awards.
12. AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE…
13. You read! this entire list, and kept nodding and
smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding
it to
your “friends”.
15. You got this email/post/article from a friend that never talks
to you
anymore, except to send/post jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
wasn’t a
No.9.
18. And now you are laughing at yourself!
